“Born Noisy by name, and by nature too
He just got LOUDER, as he grew.
Now a LITTLE noise is well and good
ALL children make noise, and so they should
It’s fun to clang and bang and shout
That’s what childhood’s all about.
But HE was the one who wouldn’t STOP,
A kid so loud, eardrums would pop,
Cacophonous clatter of world renown…
Noisy Woizy!! Keep it DOWN!”